So I'd Be Quite Happy To Have

People Like Me Are What Stand Between Us And Auschwitz.

Lions Cannot Afford To Hunt Mice Because They Literally Will Starve To Death, Even If They Catch Them. Lions And All Large Carnivores Have To Hunt Game Large Enough To Justify The Investment, So They Have To Hunt Antelope And Zebra. Why Is This Important? Because Most Senior Executives Are Really Big On Chipmunks.

I Have Six Times As Many Twitter Followers As All The Other Candidates Combined, But It Didn't Count Because If It Counted I'd Still Be A Candidate; Since I Can't Be A Candidate That Can't Count.

On The Battlefield Of Ideas, Winning Requires Moving Toward The Sound Of The Guns.

More People Are On Food Stamps Today Because Of Obamas Policies Than Ever In History. I Would Like To Be The Best Paycheck President In American History. ... And So Im Prepared If The Naacp Invites Me, Ill Go To Their Convention And Talk About Why The African-american Community Should Demand Paychecks And Not Be Satisfied With Food Stamps.