So I Wonder If Anything Should Ever

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

I Love Doing [stand-up]. I Love Making People Laugh No Matter How. Whether It's A Commercial, Or A Tv Show, Or A Reality Show, Or A Talk Show, Or A Special, Or A Book. However I Can Make People Laugh, That's What I Want To Do.

I Have What I Call A-list Moments, But Believe Me, I'm Still On The D-list.

If There Is A Gay Army, I Am Their Warrior Princess.