So Here You Have Barack Obama Going

The Most Used Phrase In My Administration If I Were To Be President Would Be 'what The Hell You Mean We're Out Of Missiles?'

I Told You, God Is Not Coy. He's More Likely To Hit You Across The Forehead With A Two-by-four Than Whisper In Your Ear

Everyone Wants To Feel Loved, But When All You Feel Is Alone It's Tough To Accomplish Anything Else.

In My View, The Right To Bear Arms Is In The Constitution For Three Main Reasons: Self-protection, Community Protection, And Protection From Tyrrany.

Girl, You Better Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself!