So Help Me, I Won’t Rest Until

How Many Demons And People Are Enslaved Here? (jericho) Define Slavery. (asmodeus) Kept Against Their Will. (jericho) Good Definition. Counting Me? (asmodeus) Why Not? (jericho) Probably A Couple Of Million…you Know It’s Really Hard To Count To A Million, Plus They’re Always Dying And New Ones Are Coming In. I Tried To Count Once, But It Got Really Depressing So I Stopped. The Constant Adding And Subtracting. Not My Forte, Really. (asmodeus)

And I Can’t Let You Out Of Here Until I Know What Your Plans Are. (kat) To Stop The Annihilation Of Mankind And The Earth. It’s A Simple Plan, Really, But An Important One. Can I Go Now? (sin)

Fine, You Fun-vampire. I’ll Take My Scroll Over Here And Play By Myself. (kat) Fun-vampire? What Is That? (sin) That Would Be You Sucking All The Fun Out Of Life. (kat) You Have The Most Interesting Terms For Things. (sin) Yes, But Notice Mine Are Creative, Unlike The So Stellarly Named Rod Of Time. (kat)

It Takes 42 Muscles To Smile. Instead Pick Up Your Middle Finger And Say "bite Me!

Why Do You Tolerate It? (kat) The Same Reason Sin Hasn’t Resigned Himself To Death. There Are Six Billion People On Earth Who Need Someone To Protect Them From Things That Are Scarier Than The Tax Man Or A Knife-wielding Stranger. Things That A Gun Won’t Stop. As Long As Their Lives Hang In The Balance, What’s A Little Humiliation For Me? (acheron)