So All My Friends Have Kids Now...

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

I Hate Bumper Stickers, You Can't Sum Anything Up. All You Do Is Paint Yourself In Some Caricaturist Corner.

I Don't Mean This To Sound Hyperbolic But There Are Increasingly, Albeit Really Minor, Similarities Between Now And How Germany Was Lulled Into What Happened Pre-ww2.

Hopefully People Will Be Reinventing Comedy Forever And Ever. This Is Just What I Do, And It's A Type Of Comedy.

That's What Social Media Is, That's What Twitter Is, That's What Facebook Posts Are. It's Just Really Anti-intellectual.