Smiles Are The Soul's Kisses.

Man Forgives Woman Anything Save The Wit To Outwit Him.

That One Woman Is Capable Of Loving Another Is An Historical Truth; But Never Yet Lived One Who Could Not Listen To Her Own Praises At The Expense Of Her Adored Friend.

Pretty Women And Rich Men Are Rarely Wrong.

When A Woman Is Very, Very Bad, She Is Awful, But When A Man Is Correspondingly Good, He Is Weird.

We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men Wish To Be Loved With Laughter, Not With Sighing. So Laugh, Sweetheart, Laugh, Or Soon You May Be Weeping.