Smiles Are The Soul's Kisses.

A Homely Face And No Figure Have Aided Many Women Heavenward.

We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men Wish To Be Loved With Laughter, Not With Sighing. So Laugh, Sweetheart, Laugh, Or Soon You May Be Weeping.

To Know One's Self Is Wisdom, But To Know One's Neighbor Is Genius.

There Never Was A Woman Who Did Not Prefer An Oblique Compliment To A Straight Truth - If The Latter Were Unflattering.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.