Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

I've Never Been Able To Tell Jokes. In The Beginning Of My Career I Did Impressions And Jokes Like Any Other Comedian, But I Was Never Very Successful Because I Did It Poorly. So I Started To Talk To The Audience And Started Talking About The Atmosphere Around Me And Started To Become Angry, Not In A Mean-spirited Way, But In A Fun Way - And My Attitude Developed From There.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My Brain Alive.