Small Earthquake In Chile. Not Many Dead.

A Newspaper Is Always A Weapon In Somebody's Hands.

Nothing Sets A Person Up More Than Having Something Turn Out Just The Way It's Supposed To Be, Like Falling Into A Swiss Snowdrift And Seeing A Big Dog Come Up With A Little Cask Of Brandy Round Its Neck.

Believe Nothing Until It Has Been Officially Denied.

What Arouses The Indignation Of The Honest Satirist Is Not, Unless The Man Is A Prig, The Fact That People In Positions Of Power Or Influence Behave Idiotically, Or Even That They Behave Wickedly. It Is That They Conspire Successfully To Impose Upon The Public A Picture Of Themselves As So Very Sagacious, Honest And Well-intentioned.

The Hired Journalist, I Thought, Ought To Realize That He Is Partly In The Entertainment Business And Partly In The Advertising Business - Advertising Either Goods, Or A Cause, Or A Government. He Just Has To Make Up His Mind Whom He Wants To Entertain, And What He Wants To Advertise.