Sloths Move At The Speed Of Congressional

People Have A Right To My Food, A Right To My Housing, And A Right To My Good Job For My Decent Pay.

Fortunately, I'm Married To Someone Who's A Pretty Excellent Parent!

Any Trade That Is Voluntarily Made Is Mutually Beneficial, By Definition, And, Indeed, Is Balanced, By Definition.

The Great Thing About Starting Golf In Your Forties Is That You Can Start Golf In Your Forties. You Can Start Other Things In Your Forties But Generally Your Wife Makes You Stop Them, As Bill Clinton Found Out.

Veal Is A Very Young Beef And, Like A Very Young Girlfriend, It's Cute But Boring And Expensive.