Sleep: A Poor Substitute For Caffeine!

I Wrote My First Play At The Age Of 10, 55 Years Ago, And I've Always Found It A Fantastic Relief To Imagine I Know What Things Would Be Like From The Point Of View Of Other Individuals And To Send Out Signals From Where I Actually Am Not. Playwrights Never Need To Write From The Place Where They Are.

And My Singing, I Don't Think I Could Sing Wagner Or Opera, But I Could Probably Carry A Tune. I Was In A Musical Once, But It Was Never Performed.

But Because We've All Been Readers, We Know What The Experience Is Like, And We Hope That What Certain Writers Have Given To Us, We Will Give To Someone.

I Was Making My Living From A Joke About My Appearance That I Didn't Understand, And In A Way Still Don't, Because When I Look In A Mirror It Doesn't Seem Funny To Me.

I'm Not Proud To Be Me, I'm Not Excited To Be Me, But I Find That I Am Me, And Like Most Other Individuals, I Send Out Little Signals; I Tell Everyone Else How Everything Looks From Where I Am.