Slander Is The Balm Of Malignity.

Love, A Pleasant Folly; Ambition, A Serious Stupidity.

Marriage, As Practised By High Society, Is Arranged Indecency.

There Aren't Many Benefactors Who Don't Say, Like Satan: All These Things Will I Give You If You Bow Down And Worship Me.

Love Is Like Epidemic Diseases. The More One Fears It The More Likely One Is To Contract It.

In Love, Everything Is True, Everything Is False; It Is The One Subject On Which One Cannot Express An Absurdity.