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I Have Been Foolish And Deluded, And I Am A Bear Of No Brain At All.

The Old Testament Is Responsible For More Atheism, Agnosticism, Disbelief - Call It What You Will - Than Any Book Ever Written; It Has Emptied More Churches Than All The Counterattractions Of Cinema, Motor Bicycle And Golf Course.

For I Am A Bear Of Very Little Brain, And Long Words Bother Me.

On Tuesday, When It Hails And Snows, The Feeling On Me Grows And Grows That Hardly Anybody Knows If Those Are These Or These Are Those.

The Other Day I Met A Man Who Didn't Know Where Tripoli Was. Tripoli Happened To Come Into The Conversation, And He Was Evidently At A Loss. "let's See," He Said. "tripoli Is Just Down By The - Er - You Know. What's The Name Of That Place?" "that's Right," I Answered, "just Opposite, Thingumabob. I Could Show You In A Minute On A Map. It's Near - What Do They Call It?" At This Moment The Train Stopped, And I Got Out And Went Straight Home To Look At My Atlas.