Sincerity Is Romantic. I Don't Think You

I Don't Mind Being Cast As Some Kind Of A Pantomime Baddie, But I Am Very Fair In Business. I Always Have Been. I Pride Myself On Being Fair.

I Get Very Anti-social, Depressed And Irritable With People. I Don't Have Time For Them. I Can't Make Phone Calls And Stuff. I Just Sit On My Own For Days.

Every Time I Sat In A Chemistry Lesson I Thought, What Am I Doing This For? I Don't Ever Want To Be In A Job That Involves A Bunsen Burner.'

I Like To Know Why A Video Has Suddenly Gone Viral, Why A Song Has Broken, Why A Tv Show Is Suddenly Rating Out Of Pattern... I'm Pretty Good At Understanding Why Things Are Becoming Popular.

I Met Someone The Other Night Who's 28 Years Old, And He Hasn't Worked A Day Since He Left College Because He's Pursuing A Dream He'll Never, Ever Realize: He Thinks He's A Great Singer. Actually, He's Crap.