Shuffling Really Isn't Something You Should Be

All My Friends Were Girls. Then My Mom's Strident Feminism For Years Where Men Were Thought Of As The Enemy, I Just Didn't Know What The Right Way To Be A Man Was.

I Thought I'd Be Living A Much More Bohemian Life And Be Very Poor. I Never Thought I'd Do Comedy Or Be Married Living In The Suburbs. Every Time I Try To Plan My Life Out It Just Doesn't Come To Pass, And I Think That's A Great Experience.

With Stand-up, You Can Be As Freeform As You Want To Be. You Can Say What You Want, How You Want, At Any Moment Without Constraint.

I Probably Should Be Thinking Of Better Ideas On How To Promote Myself, But I Don't Really Spend A Lot Of Time Doing It. I Really Don't Know How To Promote Effectively.

If I Revise A Children's Book, If I'm Spending Three Hours On The First Draft, I'm Probably Spending 30 Minutes Revising It. I Mean, Come On! But To Redo A Painting? That's Hard Work.