Shoot, Man, I Love Everybody! I Don't

Some Beach, Somewhere. There's A Big Umbrella Casting Shade Over An Empty Chair. Palm Trees Are Growin' And A Warm Breeze A Blowing. I Picture Myself Right There, On Some Beach, Somewhere.

Where I Live In Oklahoma, It's All Ranchers. My Friends Are All Cowboys And Pretty Rough Guys. If I Had A Hot Tub Back There, I May As Well Have Richard Simmons Come Over And Live With Me.

I Get On Twitter, One Of My Routines During The Day, If I'm Home Is, I Wake Up, Get A Cup Of Coffee, Turn On The Weather Channel And I'll Look At What People Are Saying To Me On Twitter On My Phone.

I've Always Had Just Enough Success To Buy Me Some More Tour Dates And Another Record.

And I'm No Quitter, But I'm Tired Of Fighting.