She's Quite Intelligent, In My Stupidity.

You're Lucky If You Get Time To Sneeze In This Goddam Phenomenal World.

Give Me A Story That Just Makes Me Unreasonably Vigilant. Keep Me Up Till Five Only Because All Your Stars Are Out, And For No Other Reason.

I Was Surrounded By Jerks. I'm Not Kidding.

I Live Alone (but Catless, I'd Like Everybody To Know).

Make Sure You Marry Someone Who Laughs At The Same Things You Do.