She Was Short On Intellect, But Long

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss And Therefore Will Not Be Derided As A Moss-back. Roll As Much As Possible.

The Time To Enjoy A European Trip Is About Three Weeks After Unpacking.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.