She Commands Who Is Blest With Indifference.

It Is Inconceivable How Much Wit It Requires To Avoid Being Ridiculous.

Do You Think That Revolutions Are Made With Rose Water?

Bachelors' Wives And Old Maids' Children Are Always Perfect.

A Woman Is Like Your Shadow; Follow Her, She Flies; Fly From Her, She Follows.

The Only Thing That Stops God From Sending Another Flood Is That The First One Was Useless.