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So I Am Hoping My Second Outing To Your Wonderful University Turns Out Differently, Because It Would Be Highly Embarrassing If I Said, “good Evening Yaleites” Or “yalers”, Or Whatever You Guys Are Called, And Got Stuck At Yaaaaa…. That Wouldn’t Make For Much Of A Speech.

The Problem With Success Is That You Lose The Capacity To Fail And The Capacity To Surprise People. So, If I'm Able To Surprise Myself Every Day, I Can Surprise You As Well. If I Enjoy Someone's Work And They Offer Me Their Project, I Do It. So What's The Point Of The Supposed Creativity? If Mona Lisa Could Be Made By Anyone, Then It Wouldn't Have Been The Most Beautiful Painting In The World. The Knowledge That You Can Fail Can Make You Come First.

Don't Let Your Fears Become Boxes That Enclose You. Open Them Out, Feel Them And Turn Them Into The Greatest Courage You Are Capable Of. I Promise You, Nothing Will Go Wrong. But If You Live By Your Fears, Everything That Can Possibly Go Wrong Will Go Wrong And You Won't Even Have Done The 'funky Chicken'.

Whenever I Start Feeling Too Arrogant About Myself, I Always Take A Trip To The U.s. The Immigration Guys Kick The Star Out Of My Stardom.

For Someone Who Doesn't Even Like Love Stories, I've Played An Awful Lot Of Lovers.