Sex Is A Momentary Itch, Love Never

Outside Every Fat Man There Is An Even Fatter Man Trying To Close In.

If You Are Using An Adverb, You Have Got The Verb Wrong.

It Is No Wonder That People Are So Horrible When They Start Life As Children.

Twentieth Century Music Is Like Paedophilia. No Matter How Persuasively And Persistently Its Champions Urge Their Cause, It Will Never Be Accepted By The Public At Large, Who Will Continue To Regard It With Incomprehension, Outrage And Repugnance.

Be Glad You're Fifty - Andthat You Got There While Things Were Nice,in A World Worth Looking At Twice.so Here's Wishing You Many More Years,but Not All That Many. Cheers!