Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.

In The Halls Of Justice The Only Justice Is In The Halls.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

I Know What "custody" [of The Children] Means. "get Even." That's All Custody Means. Get Even With Your Old Lady.

Alright, Let's Admit It, We Jews Killed Christ - But It Was Only For Three Days.

Every Group, Every System Has A Set Of Values And Morals And When You Get Outside Those, Then The Alarms Ring. I Was Politically Incorrect To 95% Of The Country; Luckily My 5% Had The Bread To Come See Me.