Seriousness Is The Refuge Of The Shallow.

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. No, But Three Will Get You Back On The Freeway!

If You're Afraid To Die, You're Afraid To Live. You Can't Have One Without The Other.

The Only Merciful Thing About Drug Abuse Is The Speed With Which It Devastates You. Alcoholics Can Take Decades To Destroy Themselves And Everyone They Touch. The Drug Addict Can Accomplish This In A Year Or Two. Of Course, Suicide Is Even More Efficient.

Aunt Mimi Possessed A Horror Of Silence, Which She Battled With Endless Chat. The Typhoid Mary Of The Telephone Started Her Calls At 6:30 Each Morning.

One Must Fight For A Life Of Action, Not Reaction.