Seriousness Is Stupidity Sent To College.

There's No Such Thing As A Race And Barely Such A Thing As An Ethnic Group. If We Were Dogs, We'd Be The Same Breed.... Trouble Doesn't Come From Slopes, Kikes, Niggers, Spics Or White Capitalist Pigs; It Comes From The Heart.

Harvard Has Been Almost As Important To The American Jewish Community As The Pork-sausage Industry.

In Japan People Drive On The Left. In China People Drive On The Right. In Vietnam It Doesn't Matter.

Worshiping The Earth Is More Fun Than Going To Church. It's Also Closer.

Some People Are Better Imagined In One's Bed Than Found There In The Morning.