Serious Journalism Need Not Be Solemn.

Research Is A Scientific Activity Dedicated To Discovering What Makes Grass Green.

Windows 95 Is What Rube Goldberg Would Have Designed If He'd Studied Cartooning At M.i.t.

Happiness Is A Small And Unworthy Goal For Something As Big And Fancy As A Whole Lifetime, And Should Be Taken In Small Doses.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

Journalism Talk Is Part Of The Nonstop Background Noise Of American Life.