Serious Journalism Need Not Be Solemn.

It's Good For The Soul To Hear Yourself As Others Hear You, And Next Time Maybe, Just Maybe, You Will Not Talk So Much, So Loudly, So Brilliantly, So Charmingly, So Utterly Shamelessly Foolishly.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

Journalist: A Person With Nothing On His Mind And The Power To Express It.

So There He Is At Last. Man On The Moon. The Poor Magnificent Bungler! He Can't Even Get To The Office Without Undergoing The Agonies Of The Damned, But Give Him A Little Metal, A Few Chemicals, Some Wire And Twenty Or Thirty Billion Dollars And Vroom! There He Is, Up On A Rock A Quarter Of A Million Miles Up In The Sky.

Except For Politics, No Business Is Scrutinized More Exhaustively Than Journalism.