Self-pity Makes People Callous.

Complaining Is The Favorite Pastime Of Millions.

The Most Reliable Pleasure Afforded By Theater Is The Intermission.

Advice Is More Agreeable In The Mouth Than In The Ear.

Until I Am Ready To Lose Weight, I Cannot See How Fat I Am.

When A Paradox Is Widely Believed, It Is No Longer Recognized As A Paradox.