Self-pity Makes People Callous.

Too Timid To Talk Back, I Shot My Adversary.

Complainers Change Their Complaints, But They Never Reduce The Amount Of Time Spent In Complaining.

Revenge Is Sweet But Not Nourishing.

Loneliness Is More Likely To Lead To Fussy Housekeeping Than To Grand Views Of The Universe.

I Would Like To Be A Figment Of My Own Imagination, But Belly And Bowels Will Not Permit.