Self-love Is A Big Part Of Golf.

I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm Tired Of It And The Audience Is Tired Of It.

If You Want To Get An Audience Quiet, Just Say "abortion" And Everybody Shuts Up And The Tension In The Room Is Spectacular.

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

I've Always Been A Social Network Retard, Even Before There Was A Social Network. People Would Say, "you Want To Go To This Party And Do Some Networking?"

The Fear Of Health Care Changing Is Beyond Belief. Like There's A Way To Make The System Worse. Really?