Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women

Families Aren't Easy To Join. They're Like An Exclusive Country Club Where Membership Makes Impossible Demands And The Dues For An Outsider Are Exorbitant.

A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend - And He's A Priest.

I Was Terrible At Straight Items. When I Wrote Obituaries, My Mother Said The Only Thing I Ever Got Them To Do Was Die In Alphabetical Order.

Cats Invented Self-esteem; There Is Not An Insecure Bone In Their Body.

I Got To Thinking One Day About All Those Women On The Titanic Who Passed Up Dessert At Dinner That Fateful Night.