School's Out Forever, School's Been Blown To

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

I Don't Think You Can Shock An Audience Anymore. Me Cutting My Head Off Is A Great Illusion, But When You Turn On Cnn And There's A Guy Really Getting His Head Cut Off, It Does Dilute What I Did.

God Gives You A Life And Says, 'okay, What Are You Going To Do With It?'

She Wears High Tech Devo Suit, She Changed Her Name To Xerox, She Hides Quaaludes In Her Boots.

I Came Into This Life, Looked All Around. I Saw Just What I Liked And Took What I Found.