Schadenfreude Is So Nutritious.

Like All Right-listening Folk, I Am An Implacable Enemy Of All Muzak.

I'm English Enough To Feel Something Of A Gut-reaction To Modernism, To Continental Philosophising And Anything That Smacks Of A Refusal To Pay Attention To The Forensics: The Empirical Facts On The Ground.

In My View The Plangent Artificiality Of A Lot Of Creative Work Results From The Fact That The People Who Write Novels, Direct Films And Put On Plays Tend To Read Too Many Novels, Watch Too Many Films And Go To Too Many Plays.

Sometimes The Crowd Is The Madness - At Others It's The Absence Of The Crowd That Is.

A Party Full Of 'likeable' People Doesn't Bear Contemplating.