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As They Say Around The Texas Legislature, If You Can't Drink Their Whiskey, Screw Their Women, Take Their Money, And Vote Against 'em Anyway, You Don't Belong In Office.

You Can't Ignore Politics, No Matter How Much You'd Like To.

What We Have Here, Fellow Citizens, Is A Crassly Egocentric, Raving Twit.

Good Thing We've Still Got Politics In Texas - Finest Form Of Free Entertainment Ever Invented.

If His Iq Slips Any Lower, We'll Have To Water Him Twice A Day