Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The

My Friend Mercedes Pena Made Me Get In Touch With My Emotions Just Before I Had A Breast Cut Off. Just As I Suspected, They Were Awful. "how Do You Latinas Do This All The Time In Touch With Your Emotions?" I Asked Her. "that's Why We Take Siestas," She Replied.

It's Like, Duh. Just When You Thought There Wasn't A Dime's Worth Of Difference Between The Two Parties, The Republicans Go And Prove You're Wrong.

Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful.

You Can't Ignore Politics, No Matter How Much You'd Like To.

I Learned Two Things Growing Up In Texas. 1: God Loves You, And You're Going To Burn In Hell Forever. 2: Sex Is The Dirtiest And Most Dangerous Thing You Can Possibly Do, So Save It For Someone You Love.