Satire Is Focused Bitterness.

Every Writer Is A Narcissist. This Does Not Mean That He Is Vain; It Only Means That He Is Hopelessly Self-absorbed.

Courage Is The Capacity To Confront What Can Be Imagined.

Dogs Are Getting Bigger, According To A Leading Dog Manufacturer.

Words Sing. They Hurt. They Teach. They Sanctify. They Were Man's First, Immeasurable Feat Of Magic. They Liberated Us From Ignorance And Our Barbarous Past.

The Purpose Of Life Is Not To Be Happy, The Purpose Of Life Is To Matter.