Satire Is Dependent On Strong Beliefs, And

I Am Not A Romantic. I Am A Domestic Animal. I Do Not Sigh And Yearn For Extravagant Displays Of Passion, For The Grand Affair, The World Well Lost For Love. I Know All That, And Know That It Leaves You Lonely. No, What I Crave Is The Simplicity Of Routine. An Evening Walk, Arm In Arm, In Fine Weather. A Game Of Cards. Time For Idle Talk. Preparing A Meal Together.

In Real Life, It Is The Hare Who Wins. Every Time. Look Around You. And In Any Case It Is My Contention That Aesop Was Writing For The Tortoise Market. Hares Have No Time To Read. They Are Too Busy Winning The Game.

Always Let Them Think Of You As Singing And Dancing.

Accountability In Friendship Is The Equivalent Of Love Without Strategy.

A Man Can Go From Being A Lover To Being A Stranger In Three Moves Flat But A Woman Under The Guise Of Friendship Will Engage In Acts Of Duplicity Which Come To Light Very Much Later. There Are Different Species Of Self-justification.