Satiety Is A Mongrel That Barks At

We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men Wish To Be Loved With Laughter, Not With Sighing. So Laugh, Sweetheart, Laugh, Or Soon You May Be Weeping.

Matrimonially Speaking, A Bridle For The Tongue Is Better Than A Rein For The Heart.

The Very Women Who Object To The Morals Of A Notoriously Beautiful Actress, Grow Big With Pride When An Admirer Suggests Their Marked Resemblance To This Stage Beauty In Physique.

To Laughter! The Bright Coinage Of The Bank Of Good Will.

That One Woman Is Capable Of Loving Another Is An Historical Truth; But Never Yet Lived One Who Could Not Listen To Her Own Praises At The Expense Of Her Adored Friend.