Sarah Palin Should Not Be On Vacation.

The Bible Looks Like It Started Out As A Game Of Mad Libs.

If You Came Into The Theater Believing In The Talking Snake, It's Kind Of Hard To Leave The Theater Still Believing In The Talking Snake.

Tea-baggers Love The Truth. They Just Hate Facts.

I'd Like To Protect Children, Too, But... Is Everything Worth Sacrificing To That? I Mean, Drugs Have Done A Lot Of Good... They've Midwived A Lot Of Good Ideas... Lot Of Great Songs, You Know? I Think "penny Lane" Is Worth 10 Dead Kids... I Think Dark Side Of The Moon Is Worth 100 Dead Kids. There, I Said It.

But Isn't There Something Wrong When I'm The Only Guy In The Country That Got Fired For 9/11?