Saddam Hussein Is Hitler Like Oasis Was

Now, I'm No Doctor, But I Am On Tv. And In My Professional Opinion, George Bush Is A Paranoid Schizophrenic.

Curious People Are Intersting People, I Wonder Why That Is.

You Know... There Is A Name For People Who Are Always Wrong About Everything All The Time.... Husband!!!

I Would Describe My Spirituality As Exactly The Opposite Of Having A Religious Affiliation.

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