Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum In A Tub.

...in An Infinite Universe, Anything That Could Be Imagined Might Somewhere Exist.

Any Drunk Who Has Tried To Put His Car Where A Lamppost Stands Is A Self-educated Physicist.

While Life Could Be Evaded, Death Could Not.

If One's Friends Do Not Openly Laugh At Him, They Are Not In Fact His Friends.

Given My Heritage And The Ordeal Of My Childhood, I Sometimes Wonder Why I Myself Am Not Insane. Maybe I Am.