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A City Man Is A Home Anywhere, For All Big Cities Are Much Alike. But A Country Man Has A Place Where He Belongs, Where He Always Returns, And Where, When The Time Comes, He Is Willing To Die.

America My Country: Last Nation On Earth To Abolish Human Slavery; First Of All Nations To Drop The Nuclear Bomb On Our Fellow Human Beings.

Most Of The Literary Classics Are Worth Reading, If You've Nothing Better To Do.

If There's Anyone Still Present Whom I've Failed To Insult . . . I Apologize.

A Man Without A Horse Is Like A Man Without A Weapon: Stunted And Naked.