Rincewind Had Always Been Happy To Think

Putting Up A Statue To Someone Who Tried To Stop A War Is Not Very, Um, Statuesque. Of Course, If You Had Butchered Five Hundred Of Your Own Men Out Of Arrogant Carelessness, We'd Be Melting The Bronze Already.

When I Was A Child, I Spake As A Child, I Understood As A Child, I Thought As A Child: But When I Became A Man I Put Away Childish Things Because. Wow, Then I Could Afford Much *better* Childish Things!

What Was The Point Of Education, He Thought, If People Went Out Afterward And Used It?

Why Bother With A Cunning Plan When A Simple One Will Do?

Just Because It's Not Nice Doesn't Mean It's Not Miraculous.