Ridicule Is About The Most Powerful Weapon

Nato Was A Wonderful Idea. It Was Formed In 1949. We Are As Far Away From Nato As Nato Was When It Was Done In Time From The Presidency Of Grover Cleveland.

Alec Baldwin Has Done This Great Donald Trump. I Wish Somebody Would Hire Leslie Jordan To Play Jeff Sessions. The Only Way Is To Put The Two Of Them Out There. It Is The Most Bizarre, Pathetic Silliness I Can Imagine At What Should Be The Most Serious Deliberations In The American Government.

I'm Used To Being In The Minority. I'm A Left-handed, Gay Jew. I've Never Felt, Automatically, A Member Of Any Majority.

I Smoke A Cigar Or Two A Day. I Did Have A Brownie Once. It Made Me Sleepy.

The Best Humor Is Offered Up To You By The Stupidity Of Your Opponents.