Richard Pryor Is My Favorite Stand-up Ever.

Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It Suffers.

Rip Amy Winehouse. We Lost A True Heroin Addict Today.

In Terms Of Merit, Sports Has Mathematical Statistics. That's How You Know Who The Best Player Is.

I'm Happy Doing Stand-up, But I'll Probably Do A Television Show Eventually. If Not, I'll Delve Into This Internet World And Decide Best How To Harness It. What I Like Best About It Is The Independent Movie Style And The Ability To Just Be Completely Reckless Within That World. I Like That A Lot. I Just Have To Acquaint Myself With Technology.

Back In The Old Days, A Man Could Just Get Sick And Die. Now They Have To Wage A Battle. So My Uncle Bert Is Waging A Courageous Battle, Which I've Seen, Because I Go And Visit Him. And This Is The Battle: He's Lying In The Hospital Bed, With A Thing In His Arm, Watching Matlock On The Tv.