Reverend Smith, He Recognized Me And Punched

The Hippies Wanted Peace And Love. We Wanted Ferraris, Blondes And Switchblades.

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

All Sliced Up And Sealed Tight In Baggies. Guess Love Makes You Do Funny Things.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.

There Was A Period Of Time When I Thought I Had To Be Alice Cooper All The Time.