Revenge Is Sweet But Not Nourishing.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Antagonistic Cooperation Is The Principle Of All Markets And Many Marriages.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

Infallibility And Invincible Ignorance Are The Same Thing.

After Voltaire: Envy Is Chained To The Portico Of The Temple Of Glory And Can Neither Enter Nor Leave.