Republicans Have Nothing But Bad Ideas And

I Do Like Guinness, I Have To Say, Because You Feel Like You're Eating Something.

People Would Be A Lot Better Off If They'd Enjoy Being Single.

These People [the Christians] Watched The Flintstones As If It Were A Documentary.

I Like Coffee Because It Gives Me The Illusion That I Might Be Awake.

I've Seen The End Of The Universe, And It Happens To Be In The United States And, Oddly Enough, It's In Houston, Texas. I Know - I Was Shocked, Too. Imagine My Surprise When I Left A Comedy Club One Day And Walked To The End Of The Block, And There On One Corner Was A Starbucks, And Across The Street From That Starbucks, In The Exact Same Building As That Starbucks, There Was - A Starbucks. I Looked Back And Forth, Thinking The Sun Was Playing Tricks With My Eyes. That There Was A Starbucks Across From A Starbucks - And That, My Friends, Is The End Of The Universe.