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Some Handsome And Ambitious Men Believe They Are Above All Morality, And A Woman's Virtue Becomes A Mere Challenge To Them.

We Are All Environmentalists Now, But We Are Not All Planetists. An Environmentalist Realizes That Nature Has Its Pleasures And Deserves Respect. A Planetist Puts The Earth Ahead Of The Earthlings.

The Trick Is To Start Early In Our Careers The Stress-relieving Avocation That We Will Need Later As A Mind-exercising Final Vocation. We Can Quit A Job, But We Quit Fresh Involvement At Our Mental Peril.

After Eating, An Epicure Gives A Thin Smile Of Satisfaction; A Gastronome, Burping Into His Napkin, Praises The Food In A Magazine; A Gourmet, Repressing His Burp, Criticizes The Food In The Same Magazine; A Gourmand Belches Happily And Tells Everybody Where He Ate; A Glutton Empraces The White Porcelain Alter, Or More Plainly, He Barfs.

A Dependent Clause Is Like A Dependent Child: Incapable Of Standing On Its Own But Able To Cause A Lot Of Trouble.