Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

Highly Intelligent And Well-informed People Disagree On Every Political Issue. Therefore, Intelligence And Knowledge Are Useless For Making Decisions, Because If Any Of That Stuff Helped, Then All The Smart People Would Have The Same Opinions. So Use Your "gut Instinct" To Make Voting Choices. That Is Exactly Like Being Clueless, But With The Added Advantage That You'll Feel As If Your Random Vote Preserved Democracy.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

If Our Mushrooms Make You Hallucinate, Please Inform Us Immediately So We Can Overcharge You.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, And Avoid Disappointment.