Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not

So I Wonder If Anything Should Ever Be Off Limits.

I Love To Make Fun Of Fashion Because It Is Just So Silly.

I Also Love Mole, The Unsung Hero Of Reality Programming.

I Certainly Immerse Myself In As Many Crazy Hollywood Events As I Can Because You Never Know Where You Can Pick Up Material.

It Is A Challenge, With The Global Fame, To Try To Act Like I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time, When In Fact I Have Pippa Middleton Help Me Put My Pants On Every Morning. She's My Lady-in-waiting As Well.