Remember Always That The Least Plain Sister

In An Ugly And Unhappy World The Richest Man Can Purchase Nothing But Ugliness And Unhappiness.

If More Than Ten Percent Of The Public Likes A Painting, It Should Be Burned.

Schools And Schoolmasters, As We Have Them Today, Are Not Popular As Places Of Education And Teachers, But Rather Prisons And Turnkeys In Which Children Are Kept To Prevent Them Disturbing And Chaperoning Their Parent.

Those Who Do Not Know How To Live Must Make A Merit Of Dying.

While Browsing In A Second-hand Bookshop One Day, George Bernard Shaw Was Amused To Find A Copy Of One Of His Own Works Which He Himself Had Inscribed For A Friend: "to ----, With Esteem, George Bernard Shaw." He Immediately Purchased The Book And Returned It To The Friend With A Second Inscription: "with Renewed Esteem, George Bernard Shaw.