Religion Is The First Sense Of Community.

Y'know, We're All Wasting Our Time Writing This Hack Science Fiction! You Wanta Make Real Money, You Gotta Start A Religion!

The Bomb Goes Off In Australia, And A 360-degree Sphere Of Ionosphere (which Is Up There Not Too Far Above Your Heads, Not Too Many Miles) Flashes. In Other Words, The Flash In Australia, The Ionosphere Flashes. People Get A Secondary Kickback From The Ionosphere Just As Though They Were Standing Next To The Bomb, Don't You See?

Scientology Is The Study Of Knowingness. It Increases One's Knowingness, But If A Man Were Totally Aware Of What Was Going On Around Him, He Would Find It Relatively Simple To Handle Any Outnesses In That.

The Way To Happiness Is A High-speed Road To Those Who Know Where The Edges Are.

God Was Feeling Sardonic The Day He Created The Universe. So It's Rather Up To At Least One Man Every Few Centuries To Pop Up And Come Just As Close To Making Him Swallow His Laughter As Possible.