Relax, The Bad Guys Don’t Knock. (romeo)

Not Many People Carry Out Thoughts They Know Going Into It Are Stupid…morons Not Included. (apollymi)

She Didn’t Judge Him Or Hate Him For Things That Weren’t His Fault. She Accepted Him And That Was The Greatest Miracle Of All.

Don’t Worry, Chris. The Day That Sony Playstation Attacks The World And Threatens To Destroy It, We’ll Give You A Call. (katra)

For The Moment, He's Off Plotting His Igoresque Revenge. I Don't Know About You, But I Have This Image Of Him Rubbing His Hands Together And Laughing Like Dexter From Dexter's Laboratory. (kyrian)

This Is Getting Ugly.” – Abigail “like My Great-aunt’s Underpants.” – Sundown